A documentary about filmmaker Vikram Gandhi who impersonates a wise Indian Guru and builds a following in Arizona. At the height of his popularity, the Guru Kumare must reveal his true identity to his disciples and unveil his greatest teaching of all.  

As I visited the Bunnings website this morning hubby happened to glance over my shoulder as the scrolling banner slid past and asked me why it looked like Vanilla Ice was on the front page of the one and only Bunnings Warehouse site. I thought he must have been imagining things but sure enough, it really was Vanilla Ice as it turns out. I’m scratching my head over the thought that some marketing guru at Bunnings decided that Vanilla Ice was the perfect candidate for the front cover of the Bunnings Handyman magazine and while I’m here I bring you Vanilla Ice as a Shit Music Sunday submission....

I have no words for how shitful this is. A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know.  Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice – actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because they once created a show and cast my good friend Jeff Davis on it, so how bad can they be. Why’d Sony want me gone?  I can’t answer that because I’ve been in as much contact with them as you have.  They literally haven’t called me since the season four pickup, so their reasons for replacing me...

Probably old as the hills but it made me laugh, of course if you read the title you may have realised that this might not be a great idea to visit while at work. If you do visit this page while at work and start typing while it’s open don’t come back and complain to me if the boss decides to give you a warning because he heard someone with a potty mouth, um yeah.   Source  

Ok after a bit of perseverance, we have found the secret land. Its known as Whimsyshire and upon gaining entry you get a feat of strength along with a banner and sigil. I wont spoil too much but here is reason enough to complete that staff. You can also run the level as many times as you want as far as I can tell. Source  

Six human foetuses which had been roasted and covered in gold leaf as part of a black magic ritual have been seized from a British citizen in Bangkok, Thai police said today. Chow Hok Kuen, 28, who is of Taiwanese origin, was arrested with the grisly haul in the city’s Chinatown yesterday, police said. The corpses had been packed into luggage and were set to be smuggled to Taiwan. The suspect bought the foetuses several days ago from a Taiwanese man in Thailand for 200,000 baht ($6500) and planned to sell them in Taiwan for up to six times that amount, police said. The origin of the foetuses was unclear. What the fuck is wrong with...

The infamous art collective / brand, LA-GO has a show at Known Gallery in LA opening on May 26. It’s called Legolize it, and features marijuana plants made from plastic hobby construction bricks. Source

Her name is Toni Darling and she will be next wife. Here is more.

The Tesla Gun is a hand-held, battery powered lightning machine. It is a spark gap Tesla coil powered by an 18V drill battery. You pull the trigger, and lightning comes out the front. It is functionally inferior to that of Tesla’s design in the Five Fists in a few important respects. Notably, it is a bit longer and heavier than Tesla’s own. It also cannot (yet) create an ion wind strong enough to cushion the user when leaping from a four story building. Source Lots of...

Grass is like photographic paper which becomes pigmented upon exposure to light. The more intense the light exposure, the more intensely pigmented the grass becomes. By exposing plots of seedling grass to light through a custom-made negative, Heather Ackroyd and Dan Harvey make the grass grow in different shades, creating unique portraits out of them. But grass photography wasn’t invented by this duo. This technique was pioneered by photographer William Henry Fox Talbot and his photographs published in a book in...

Bloomberg news reporter Sara Eisen was caught on camera with her skirt hiked up. The reporter was not expecting she would be going live yet, but after a technical problem at the markets desk, the camera swept through the newsroom catching Eisen skirt up. The blooper, Huffington Post reports, was caused by a technical issue with the audio while market analyst Sheila Dharmarajan discussed the markets. The cameraman decided to save face by sweeping through the row of cubicles in the newsroom, ending up at Eisen’s who, unfortunately, was in the middle of a private moment with her skirt hiked up to her upper...

A man in central Russia had to be rescued by emergency workers from a rubbish chute after he jumped into it to hide from his girlfriend. He plunged three floors from the eighth floor of an apartment building in Tyumen, Siberia, before getting stuck. Residents then heard the 31-year-old man’s cries for help. Source

Researchers have some reassuring news for the legions of coffee drinkers who can’t get through the day without a latte, cappuccino, iced mocha, double-shot of espresso or a plain old cuppa joe: That coffee habit may help you live longer. A new study that tracked the health and coffee consumption of more than 400,000 older adults for nearly 14 years found that java drinkers were less likely to die during the study than their counterparts who eschewed the brew. In fact, men and women who averaged four or five cups of coffee per day had the lowest risk of death, according to a report in Thursday’s edition of the New England Journal...

Former Labor MP Craig Thomson plans to claim his mobile phone was hacked when he defends himself against allegations he called an escort service in 2005 and 2007. Mr Thomson will deliver his critical speech for the defence to Parliament on Monday. News.com.au has learned a top Sydney criminal barrister advised the controversial independent MP on how someone could call a third party and make it appear the call came from his mobile. Mr Thomson is expected to use the advice in his address, which is expected to last for 15 to 30 minutes and could decide his fate as MP for Dobell. Source Does anybody else think that the real spoofing occurred an...

Ryan Hart, 14, was eating a roast beef sandwich in a US fast food franchise when he bit into a piece he described as particularly rubbery. He spit out the item, which turned out to be a part of a finger measuring about one-inch long and a quarter-inch thick, the Jackson Citizen Patriot reports.   Source

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Following the likes Beneath Hill 60, Wolf Creek and Tomorrow When The War Began, our local film industry has concocted Bait 3D, which stars Lincoln Lewis and a great big bloody shark. The basic premise is this: a bunch of hot 20somethings are trapped in a supermarket. After a tsunami, naturally. And in the ensuing chaos, they’re picked off one by one by a 12-foot great white...

An animated spin-off of the film is being produced for Cartoon Network ‘s late night programming block, Adult Swim, with animation production by the same team behind The Boondocks.[27] The 11-minute series pilot, written by Carl Jones & Brian Ash, was produced at Titmouse, Inc. It features the voices of the film’s original cast members including Michael Jai White, Byron Minns, Kym Whitley and Tommy Davidson. The pilot episode was released on Adult Swim Video on August 8, 2011; and the full series is set to premiere in Summer 2012. Since I don’t have anything else, here are some clips from the...

This is a shot of Youtube user 16bitghost’s (AKA Pete’s) extensive home gaming setup. As you can see, he has pretty much every console ever including some that only existed on the city of Atlantis before Poseidon sank it because its citizens started worshiping science instead of him. An impressive array of gaming consoles and...